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Reblogged from piyox22

pianowires:

and people say anime is shit.

did this motherfucker just suplex a goddamn deer?

(Source: piyox22, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Reblogged from superwholocknonsense

this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

image

BUT WAITimage

…it gets better

(Source: superwholocknonsense, via jojenstarked)

Reblogged from awwww-cute
awwww-cute:

A dog with a fawn

awwww-cute:

A dog with a fawn

Reblogged from gottagofast666

gottagofast666:

no description needed

(via warriorof42)

Reblogged from iraffiruse

laughterkey:

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

Fun fact: If you read the dog’s voice in your head as Mantzoukas, it gets even funnier.

(Source: iraffiruse, via warriorof42)

Reblogged from qteapumpkinpie
qteapumpkinpie:

BUTT FRUIT

qteapumpkinpie:

BUTT FRUIT

(via jojenstarked)

Reblogged from komaedazzle

komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

(via style-my-heart)

Reblogged from russiarussiarussia
  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
Reblogged from hobolunchbox
hobolunchbox:

The Capitol Hillbillies.

hobolunchbox:

The Capitol Hillbillies.

(via pricklylegs)

Reblogged from matchingmonsters
matchingmonsters:

August 1st — The little cowboy from yesterday, animated

matchingmonsters:

August 1st — The little cowboy from yesterday, animated