No man's pie is free...

...from his ambition's finger.
Henry VIII (1.1.94)


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Reblogged from shittywatercolour

wheezytumblr:

Not if I were to wear tight enough undies.

(Source: shittywatercolour)

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Reblogged from factota

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Reblogged from noobtheloser

noobtheloser:

"Just keep walking. If I really commit, he’ll just assume I meant to do this."

I honestly just did this so I could draw the bird looking back like that in the last panel. Hahaha look at him.

I do a lot of these.

So do other people.

(via thefrogman)

Reblogged from danny-deneato

peaceloveunity20:

danny-deneato:

I haven’t listened to this yet but i don’t know what to expect

(via jojenstarked)

Reblogged from vausexual
elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

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Reblogged from isha-privilege-deactivated20131

isha-privilege:

image

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Reblogged from katienotopoulos
sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

(Source: katienotopoulos, via pricklylegs)

Reblogged from iguanamouth

iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

image

checkamte

shit 

(via jojenstarked)

Reblogged from caffeineandcartridges

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

(Source: caffeineandcartridges, via warriorof42)